Dear Isaac

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it first of may at the mental hospital and I saw you castrate Donald Duck. I'm sure you're senile enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the couch cushions to you, but I'll keep the results of your blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told in my confession today about the incarnation as an eskimo.


Fuck off now,
Jess



Hahaha this was stolen from ~horusgoddess who stole the original idea from ~Amuris. So much fun go try it!! (Sorry Isaac ahahaha)